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Alt 13.08.2005, 18:50
RoterBaron RoterBaron ist offline
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Standard Boot mit Trailer zu Wasser gelassen

Vielleicht nichts Neues:

http://www.coastguardcombatvets.com/...005-Spring.pdf

Vorsicht PDF - lange Ladezeit.

Zitat daraus:

"No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get
their brand new 22 foot boat, going.

....

So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard! Under the boat, still
strapped securely in place, was the trailer!"

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So, jetzt ist Abendbrot angesagt und ich wünsche allen, die das nun auch vor sich haben guten Appetit
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Alt 13.08.2005, 22:27
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Standard

Um hier das Laden zu ersparen kopiere ich einfach die komplette Passage mal rein und auch die restlichen Geschichten, die da erzählt werden.

Zitat:
TOP MORONS OF 2004
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

A man walked into a Topeka , Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

In Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun... Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo )!

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard! Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
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